mere... Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain...  Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...

Shayad mere pyar ko taste Karna bhool gaye... Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye..

Tumhare samne hain itney items Kabhi hame bhi pick karo... Hamare pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...

Roz subha hum karte hai Itne pyar se unhe good morning...  Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain Jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...

Ho gayi galti humse, Click ho gaya mouse Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

Tumse mila main kal to, Mere dil mein hua ek sound,  Lekin aaj tum mili To kehti ho: Your file not found!

Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if" Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif

Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face Par dil ke computer mein, Nahin hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, Pehen ke evening gown Too many requests se, Ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, Create main karoonga Tum usse debug karna, Wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, Main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, Time out ho gaya

Kya chaal hai tumhaari, Jaise chalti hai koi cat  What is your ICQ number, Aao karein chat

Tum jabse meri zindagi, mein aayi ho banke female,  Yaad raha na ab kuch, Na postman , Na e-Mail

Joh sadiyaon se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar doonga...  Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+Delete kar doonga...

Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki message Aanna Band Hai.......  Aap hi humse naraz hain ya Web Server band hai.......

Badli hai duniya , kuchch mein bhi badal gaya hoon  Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon

VC aaye to VB mein daal do,  VC aaye to VB mein daal do  seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do

Project extend ho gaya to kya ho jaata hai?  Are Tankha milti hai aur timepass ho jata hai..

teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya  teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya  kabhi offline to kabhi online piya

Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai  Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai  Laila ghar mein aur majnoo project testing kar rahe hote hai

Chatting Karte time ye link apne doston ko bheje taki  wo bhi enjoy kar sake...  Do its Copy and Kardo Paste, Taki Chatting karne wale dost bhi utha sake iska test.